Sleeping with the boss. Karaoke ambushes. Breakfast on the toilet. Pissing on toasters. Revenge sex. Angry coke dealers. Split lips. Beer sponges. Blowing strangers. Reading your boyfriend's email.

Ashley is losing it. Andy just found it. Either way, "happily ever after" isn't a guarantee. TOTAL FAITH IN COSMIC LOVE is a dark romantic comedy for those with too much of The Cure on their iPod and a secret drawer filled with shredded love letters.