The Brick presents
I Can Steal Your Mother
written, performed, and illustrated by Max Wittert
playing October 30-November 15, 2026
at The Brick Theater
running time 65 minutes
tickets $25-50

I Can Steal Your Mother is a fully-illustrated comedy hour from artist and comedian Max Wittert. Composed of over 1,200 original drawings, this autobiographical surreal storytime cruises through Wittert’s personal timeline, including, but not limited to: haunting memories of French Toast, neurotic freeway fantasies, and reincarnated goddesses.

CREATIVE TEAM

Direction by Peter Smith
Produced by Paul William Levine
Scenic design by Arnulfo Maldonado
Stage managed by Emilie Osborne
Tech direction by Robin Margolis
Find them: @ICanStealYourMother @maxwittert @paulfromschoollatenight @ptrsmith

Content warning: strobe lighting


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